This is Why You're Fat

I would eat almost anything featured on this site.  In fact, last weekend I more-or-less did (the Ojos Special at Los Ojos in Jemez Springs - an open-faced burger slathered with enchilada ingredients and potatoes).  Now I feel regretful and am filled with self-loathing and hungry for a Hurler Burger or maybe a Hamburger Helper Pizza Burger.  The deep-fried twinkies aren't my thing, though.