Results of Dick Knipfing highness poll

Now that all twenty of you have cast your votes, it's time to take a look at the "How high is Dick Knipfing" poll results.

How high is Dick Knipfing?

Like, so high (2) 10% High enough to read his script with a straight face (3) 15% Thinks he's Tom Joles (5) 25% Flyin' with Jesus (5) 25% Remember that time Bob from accounting got so high he puked in his own hand? About that high. (5) 25% Total Votes: 20

I was certain that the "Bob from accounting" choice would be the clear winner, but what do I know? Just as many people think Dick Knipfing flies high with The Lord. And just as many people think Dick Knipfing succumbs to some kind of weird Tom Joles-envy after a few hits off the old peace pipe. But the important thing to keep in mind is that 100% of people polled believe that Dick Knipfing is high.