Note to self: Stop hiding cocaine in contact lens case

First we find out that all the judges in the whole state of New Mexico are coked-out boozehounds. Now we find out that all the journalists in the whole state of New Mexico are coked-out boozehounds. Is there no one left to trust? I don't know about you, but the next time I'm checking out the evening news on channel 13, I'm going to be asking myself one question: Is he high or drunk or both?

Salacious details from the Journal, which turns on its own reporter like a shark eating its own entrails:

Vogel smelled of alcohol and his speech was slurred, according to Rivera. "I also observed a white powdery substance in the upper nostril nose area of Mr. Vogel," Rivera wrote.

While police impounded his Nissan Altima, Vogel told police there was cocaine in the middle console, according to Rivera's statement.

Police found a contact lens case that contained a powdery substance, which tested positive for cocaine, Rivera wrote.