Mango rhymes with tango
The recently-opened Gorilla Tango Comedy Theatre has a theme song! It's available to us here in MP3 format, for our listening pleasure.
Gorilla Tango... Gorilla Tango... Gorilla Tango... It gets funnier every time I say it. A gorilla? Dancing the TANGO? The krazy komedic possibilities are endless!
More funny things:
- A chimp dressed like a surgeon
- A talking banana
- A dancing banana
- A donkey wearing a thong
- A shark dressed like an elf
- Anything with a banana or a chimp or a shark
But seriously folks. I have nothing but respect for anyone who gets on stage in an attempt to make other people laugh. Especially if they tell Ron Bell jokes. Example:
Jimbo: [Bleeding] Ouch! I just got ran over by a car!
Bubba: Better call Ron Bell!
I haven't seen any Gorilla Tango shows yet, but I hope they do lots of Ron Bell jokes, like this one:
Hootie: [Hunched over in pain] My back hurts from the injury I received!
Toots: Have you called Ron Bell yet?
Huge laughs, guaranteed, every time!
