When eyes bleed

Wait a minute.  If you want a giant vulva pillow, by all means, you should have one.  But after going to the trouble of adding a button for the clitoris, why pretend that it is is a peach?  It doesn't look like a peach! At this point, who in the hell are you kidding?  Just embrace the fact that you love...ahem... peaches.

Vagina Peach, The soft and fuzzy pillow

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Wow.  What is the etiquette

Wow.  What is the etiquette of having giant vulva pillows on display in one's home?  Do you think Georgia O'Keefe would have wanted one of these?

Wow is right. I mean can we

Wow is right. I mean can we least needle sculpt out gian vulva pillows from something more sumptuous than pink cotton? Burgundy and purple velvet maybe?