"The real reason for listening to vinyl is because listening to vinyl makes you better than people who don't listen to vinyl."
"Take your time. We understand that you might be a little nervous."
John Hodgman's Apocalypse Survival 101
"In America, you break Tricorder. In Russia, Tricorder break you!"
I've never heard anyone sum up the problem with hippies so concisely.
Bonus: Rainbow Rhythms! "If there isn't room here for people who stand against everything you believe in, then what sort of hippie free-for-all is this?"
I would like to see less of Barney and more of the Bushes sitting around the fire, speaking to each other in simple, declarative, scripted sentences. Which of them was drunkest when this was filmed?