I have decided that I am not going to spend time growing any vegetables ever again except for chard. Here's why.
Most vegetables are weak. Carrots are pitiful. The big ones grow to about the size of my little toe. Sugar snap peas deserve nothing but contempt, with their miniscule yield of stunted pods. Kale wilts if the sun comes out from behind a cloud. Tomatoes shoot out a multitude of blossoms, which become hopeful little tomatolets, which then proceed to rot on the vine. Absolutely contemptible. A bunch of disgusting crybabies.