In spinning class the mantra is, "Legs, heart, lungs!" Here is your leg.
As you can see, getting even stitches is a matter of practice not intent! I tried but it is not automatic. Makes me really appreciate other people's fine even stitching.
My family has stopped trying to get me to refrain from using colorful and salty language. It was a lost cause. I have loved cursing since I was in the 4th grade.
It pays to bring your loves together. I was thrilled to be commissioned to embroider two colorful language embroideries to be given as gifts. As these pieces are NSFW, the photos are included in the full post. Don't click read more if cursing upsets you!
Consider the artichoke.