Why aren't you going to the important tech conference?

Why aren't you going to the important tech conference?

You are skipping this year's important tech conference. Why?

Lanyard allergy
67% (2 votes)
Have actual work to do
33% (1 vote)
Can't grow beard in time
0% (0 votes)
Still hung over from last important tech conference
0% (0 votes)
Forgot
0% (0 votes)
Total votes: 3

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