What will you do when you see this terrifying creature?

What will you do when you see this terrifying creature?

You are swimming in the freezing waters of Antarctica when you come face-to-face with this terrifying creature. What will you do?

Yell for wife to look at who I'm talking to
50% (2 votes)
Offer it a bit of sandwich
25% (1 vote)
Wipe goggles for the millionth time except they're fogged from the goddamn inside goddammit
25% (1 vote)
Update Instagram feed with photo of terrifying creature
0% (0 votes)
Swim away as quickly as possible
0% (0 votes)
Total votes: 4

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