February 2006

Proof that the exception makes the rule

A funny Saturday Night Live skit.  Isn't "funny Saturday Night Live skit" usually an oxymoron?

What's that joke?  Oh yeah:

Q: What's the difference between life and a SNL skit?

A: Life doesn't go on forever.

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Firefly

We're finally getting around to watching Firefly [imdb|amazon] after seeing Serenity.  If this show had been on when I was a kid, I would have loved this show, possibly even more so than Star Trek.  Possibly.  Firefly has an alien life form deficiency.

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Dog dilemma

My wife and I are thinking about getting a dog.  We've never had a dog before.  We've always been cat people.

Let me correct that.  We're done thinking about getting a dog.  Now we're in the thinking about what kind of dog to get.

I've wanted to get a pug for a long time, and so I've talked to a lot of people about pugs.  Pugs seem to be a divisive breed among dog people.  Anti-pug people say that they are disgusting and require too much maintenance.  Apparently you have to clean out their face folds all the time.  Pro-pug people say that they are excellent in every way.  There's a guy down the street who has a pug.  He told me they were "great dogs," but that they were "kinda gross as far as bodily fluids are concerned."  I haven't had a chance to ask him to elaborate on this yet.

The primary concern is that the dog can't be a cat-eater.  That's one of the reasons I favor the pug.

The ubiquitous pit bull is not out of the question either, as long as the dog can get along with our cats.  In a way, a pit is a more practical choice because there are so many of them in the pound at any given moment.  Same with chihuahuas.  I like the idea of having a dog like a pit that can actually do something useful, like run off nighttime intruders.  And I have yet to meet a pit bull I didn't like.  A friend of mine has a great dog - a pit-lab mix.  A cat-eater, unfortunately.  I should mention that I got bit by a pit bull once when I was a kid, but apparently it didn't scar me mentally because I just remembered it recently when I was trying to remember all the pit bulls I've known.  I guess I didn't really like that dog much, so I have to take back my earlier statement about never meeting one I didn't like.

When it comes down to it, almost any dog will do, as long as they don't mind us putting little hats on them for laughs.  And don't bother the cats.

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I don't like wraps

Yesterday at lunch I made up my mind to take a firm position against wraps.

I have eaten my share of sandwiches whose deliciousness have sent me into paroxysms of ecstacy, but I have yet to encounter a wrap that wasn't exceedingly mediocre

I now believe that there is no such thing as a good wrap becuase the design of the wrap is inherently flawed.  A wrap is usually stuff wrapped in a large, cold, "restaurant style" flour tortilla.  Who wants to eat anything on a cold, non-tortillarilla-made tortilla?  I don't.  I especially don't want to eat a bunch of layers of dry lettuce and cold meat on a cold tortilla.  And yet that is what a wrap is.

And those are my feelings about wraps. 

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My take on Casavettes

I haven't seen all his movies yet, but here are my unasked-for opinions:

  • Faces - Fantastic.  The scene where the businessmen have a job title pissing contest to see who will win the attentions of the lady is stamped into my cortex. [imdb|amazon]
  • Killing of a Chinese Bookie - It was ok.  Didn't really understand why this is considered to be one of his three masterpieces.  Maybe I was in the wrong frame of mind. [imdb|amazon]
  • Opening Night - Is it wrong to say that my favorite parts of this movie were when Gena Rowlands melted down onstage and John Casavettes was humorously unsympathetic? [imdb|amazon]
  • Gloria - Two words: child actor.  Terrible. [imdb|amazon]
  • Shadows - Borderline unwatchable.  If I was a film student I'd probably have been able to find some redeeming quality, but I'm not a film student.  To be honest I shut it off about halfway through, so maybe its unwatchability is not borderline. [imdb|amazon]

Obviously I still haven't seen a couple of the other important ones, but there you have it. 

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I heart sloths

sloth rehab

When I retire, it will be to a sloth rehabilitation facility in Costa Rica.

Make your jokes.  But I'll be the one in Costa Rica petting sloths, while you'll be playing pinochle every night with that guy from down the hall that you can't stand.

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What's your take on Cassavetes

Seems like a mixed bag to me so far.  Faces was the first movie of his I saw and is hands down one of the best movies I've ever seen.  I've been slowly moving through the rest of Cassavetes' stuff and it's been a little painful.  Gloria being a good example.  Possibly one of the worst movies I've ever seen.  Bad acting from Gena Rowlands, plus the kiss of death of a precocious child actor.

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Great cows

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