What will you do with your collection of Guy Fieri clippings?

What will you do with your collection of Guy Fieri clippings?

You've been clipping photos of Guy Fieri from magazines for years. What do you plan to do with them?

Throw them into the fires of Mount Doom
50% (4 votes)
Form them into a Guy-golem
25% (2 votes)
Leaf through them ruefully
13% (1 vote)
Grind them into a rub
13% (1 vote)
Wallpaper over Jacques Pepin shrine
0% (0 votes)
Total votes: 8

Why aren't you going to the important tech conference?

Why aren't you going to the important tech conference?

You are skipping this year's important tech conference. Why?

Lanyard allergy
67% (2 votes)
Have actual work to do
33% (1 vote)
Can't grow beard in time
0% (0 votes)
Still hung over from last important tech conference
0% (0 votes)
Forgot
0% (0 votes)
Total votes: 3

What are all these Texans doing here?

What are all these Texans doing here?

You've noticed a lot of Texas license plates in your neighborhood lately. What are all these Texans doing here?

Wouldn't y'all like to know
60% (3 votes)
Visiting your dumb ass
40% (2 votes)
Gathering ideas for new country song "When You Ain't In Texas You Sure Ain't In Texas"
0% (0 votes)
Redistricting practice
0% (0 votes)
Hoping to get back to Texas in time for Texas Day
0% (0 votes)
Total votes: 5

What did you like best about House of Eternal Return?

House of Eternal Return

You finally went to Meow Wolf's House of Eternal Return. What was your favorite part?

Chamber of Strangers' Breath
100% (1 vote)
Bean dip grotto
0% (0 votes)
Room of a thousand grandmas
0% (0 votes)
Secret front door that only I saw
0% (0 votes)
Gift shop
0% (0 votes)
Total votes: 1

Why do you hate Buffalo Wild Wings so much?

Buffalo Wild Wings

You made disparaging remarks about Buffalo Wild Wings today in the car. Why?

Too many memories
40% (2 votes)
No buffalo meat on the menu
20% (1 vote)
Would it kill them to serve breakfast wings?
20% (1 vote)
They'll never measure up to Fuddruckers
20% (1 vote)
Refused to turn the TV off for book group
0% (0 votes)
Total votes: 5

What are your weekend plans?

What are your weekend plans?

It's the end of a long week. How will you be spending your two days off?

Regretting previous week's choices
50% (2 votes)
Cleaning up after someone who I won't name here
25% (1 vote)
Cheesecake binge
25% (1 vote)
Staying abreast of atrocities
0% (0 votes)
Floating in isolation tank
0% (0 votes)
Total votes: 4

What do you want for your birthday?

It's your birthday today.

It's your birthday today. What are you hoping for?

Attention
67% (2 votes)
It's a little late to be asking me now
33% (1 vote)
Mint Condition 1995 Robocop The Series 15" Electronic Action Figure
0% (0 votes)
Licence to alcohol
0% (0 votes)
Cake with my name spelled correctly
0% (0 votes)
Total votes: 3

Why didn't you make the coffee this morning?

Sad Coffee

You could have at least put the water on, but you didn't. Why?

Same reason I didn't feed the pets
50% (1 vote)
Pondering mysteries of space and time
50% (1 vote)
Was in the zone
0% (0 votes)
Busy wondering why Zack Snyder chose to feature Ben Affleck's rippling abs instead of Henry Cavill's
0% (0 votes)
Conversation starter
0% (0 votes)
Total votes: 2

Why didn't you exercise this morning?

Morning exercise

You overslept instead of exercising this morning. Why?

House arrest
50% (1 vote)
Exercise and I are on a break
50% (1 vote)
Ominous clouds
0% (0 votes)
Having pleasant dream about physical fitness
0% (0 votes)
Ice cream hangover
0% (0 votes)
Total votes: 2

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